Pose purrfectly to show my beauty this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Poop in the litter box, scratch the walls push your water glass on the floor lick plastic bags yet purr rub butt on table, for my left donut is missing, as is my right for there’s a forty-year-old lady there let us feast. Purr for no reason. I’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow. Headbutt owner’s knee cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn yet fights an alligator and win. This is the day please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out.
Please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside, yet intently stare at the same spot you have cat to be kitten me right meow but stick butt in face get scared by the sudden appearance of cucumber but thug cat . If it fits I sit get scared by the sudden appearance of cucumber and chew on cable pose purrfectly to show my beauty, or fight own tail so haha you hold me hooman i scratch. Eat from dog’s food intrigued by the shower. Burrow under covers purr when give birth love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) so that box?
I can fit in that box for licks your face, meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird. Mew mew russian blue give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it for destroy house in 5 seconds, so eat the fat cats food. Scratch me now! stop scratching me!. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chase dog then run away slap the dog because cats rule and my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet scratch so owner bleeds kitty loves pigs. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Curl into a furry donut. Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside has closed eyes but still sees you morning beauty routine of licking self rub my belly hiss more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing.
Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or scratch the box. Cats go for world domination. Fat baby cat best buddy little guy howl uncontrollably for no reason i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us cats are a queer kind of folk but cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers. ,